Wake up, Sleepies! (live blogging RotK) with Aaaaaly!

Jillie:
1135 - i couldn't find the second installment of the lord of the rings trilogy, so i talked aly into skipping to the third one. ROTK all the waaaaaaaaaay! oh, sam. you're so...matronly. And yet infinitely more attractive than frodo. Gollum = creepy; Aly = uber-pansy "How do they not wear shoes? I would cry if my feet were that dirty." I believe that after being hunted down by orcs, dark riders, and uruk-hai and watching your friends be murdered before you, toe-jam wouldn't be that big of a worry.

1138 - the only thing i hated about this movie is that you don't see Gandalf lay down a royal whoop on Saruman. Bless my bark! i'd pay to see that action. Oh! that's a great idea aly just had! you know the movie Mystery Men? The Bowler had her "father's skull inserted into that ball for bowling" - Gandalf should TOTALLY PUNCH THREE HOLES IN THE PALANTIR AND START A LEAGUE! yes.

1146 - gollum/smeagol = still creepy. gandalf, like all other wizards, sleeps with his eyes open. Aly also sleeps with her eyes open. Yer a wizard, Aly. Pippin steals the palantir and invites sauron over for some tea and biscuits. Gandalf utters his catchphrase, the only words he's really known for, "Fool of a Took!" but no body laughs because Pippin's in a comatose state.

1151 - Sauron's moving to strike Minas Tirith. Move, move, move, mooooove! Pippin may be the densest one of the bunch, Aly, but I love him the mostest. THE MOSTEST, I TELL YOU!

1154 - Aly and I are tired now. This isn't as fun as it was three hours ago. You can only laugh at Frodo's drama for so long, you know?

1155 - i'm going to let aly say good night to y'all.
BRET! i'm glad i got to see him while i was still conscious.
Love love love love, Jillie

Aly:
11:58- well, yeah, basically we're too tired to actually watch this AND think of something witty to write. Goodnight guys, 100000 thank yous to Jill for letting me co-write :]
NOMNOM ELVEN FORGER! what a studddd. haha yummmo.