[http://jezebel.com/5066377/john-mccain-and-colin-powell-the-bromance-is-really-over]
LATOYA: [...] I'm still on the McCain/Powell break up. Maybe Powell didn't feel like being called Judas. That title was already flexed on Gov. Richardson. Or maybe Sarah drove a rift in their relationship. Hmmm...
MEGAN: Given how leaky McCain's organization is — as evidenced by no less than 3 staffers telling CNN they're giving up on Colorado — I'm not totally surprised. Plus, when do you think the last time was that McCain called him up? With all the whispers for weeks that Powell was thinking about breaking it off, why wouldn't John call him and be like, Colin, baby, I'm sorry, I've been really busy, let me buy you a drink when this is all over...? Especially since they weren't in an exclusive relationship.
LATOYA: Does Colin Powell have a Facebook page? Maybe John should have checked their status. Telephone is so pre-2000. Maybe Colin sent him a "TTYL" and he just stopped paying attention. I guess after 25 years, the thrill is gone. It's the end of a bromance. We should send him a CD. Or at least email Meghan McCain, have her post "How Come You Don't Call Me" in his honor
MEGAN: Powell's all about "You Don't Own Me."
LATOYA: LOL — "Don't tell me what to say!"
MEGAN: "Don't say I can't go with other boys!"
LATOYA: "Just let me be myself...that's all I ask of you!"
MEGAN: In my head, Colin Powell is, crying, singing this into his hairbrush like Bridget Jones, slightly drunk.
LATOYA: "I'm free — and I love to be free!" See, now that's going to be stuck in my head all day!
MEGAN: I'm a terrible person, I apologize.
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